A tribute to Susie the goat
by Ian Brooks

I first met Susie at one of my gay pride drama group meetings. We hit it off straight away. Then I asked her to go and see the Phantom of the opera with me, she said yes and a few nights later we went. After the show we went to a restaurant where I got a little bit tipsy because I had to much sugar from drinking Ribena, Susie got completely drunk on 78 bottles of whisky. When we left we returned to my house and we began playing charades, after charades Susie was getting horny at the thought of playing scrabble. She lept on my back when I bent over to get the game she began sticking her knob in my crevices, we went to my bedroom to finish the job. It was the greatest 6 seconds of my life.

Susie